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Kinja'd!!! "The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
12/16/2016 at 12:29 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! The seller (who I happen to know unfortunately), wants $8000 for it. I’ll just quote the ad for these:

“Smokes a bit, have pistion rings to fix. Good compression on 4 pistons. Oil getting past other 2. Normal for this year, make and model.”

“Has dent on front driver side fender. (priced to fix is around $700 from body shop).”

“I AM VERY FIRM ON PRICE because this is what it’s been priced at by a dealer. NO TRADES !!!!!!!”

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DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 12:32

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I KNOW WHAT I HAVE.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 12:32

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Take the dealers money and run.


Kinja'd!!! S65 > jimz
12/16/2016 at 12:33

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A DENTED NISSAN


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 12:34

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Yeah, but that’s $8k CAD, so what like 50 freedom dollars?

I used to have a coworker that was from Canada, another coworker called CAD maple syrup dollars.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 12:38

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The “I have the parts to fix it” defense only somewhat applies when its just a easy weekend project for the new owners. Something like worn brakes or new tires which just need to be mounted. Piston rings are not a easy weekend project.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > S65
12/16/2016 at 12:41

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*Datsun


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
12/16/2016 at 12:42

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*Dentsun


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 12:44

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“I’m sorry, did you hear 8 Thousand? I SAID 8 HUNDRED”


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
12/16/2016 at 12:48

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This right here. I’ve got the $50 worth of parts, you just need to supply the $2500 in labor.


Kinja'd!!! Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 12:49

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This is CP to infinity and beyond


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
12/16/2016 at 12:59

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C’mere, my child... Listen to this man.

Datsun, is how you make a good pun.


Kinja'd!!! Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
12/16/2016 at 13:11

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This just came up on the FP, there was a Subaru and the owner was including a new head gasket for the next owner to just do that quick, little gasket change. How nice.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:14

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Nonsense. No dealer is going to give him $8k for that.


Kinja'd!!! Pyrochazm > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:14

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Yeah that’s firmly in crack pipe territory. Or as I read it PCP PCP PCP PCP territory. I’m not sure which is worse.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:36

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Soon it will be “ran when parked.”


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Comes over to help work on your car and only drinks beer
12/16/2016 at 13:36

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Shouldn’t it be “to infiniti...”?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/16/2016 at 13:37

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Canadian pesos. That’s like $62.37


Kinja'd!!! And Boom Goes the Dynamite > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 13:46

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“I AM VERY FIRM ON PRICE because this is what it’s been priced at by a dealer. NO TRADES !!!!!!!”

That’s the most confusing part and when this person shows they are full of shit. You sell to a dealer because it is convenient, not because you get the best price. If this person is selling at dealer price then why not just sell it to a dealer and avoid all the hassle of selling it independently? You sell it independently to get a price better than what a dealer is offering.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock
12/16/2016 at 15:15

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Bwahahahahahaha